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Jokes

Simple Past or Past Continuous?

  • Moira  to get the tomato ketchup out of the bottle. As she ,  the phone  and her 4 year old daughter, Mia,  it saying, 'Sorry, mummy Moira can't come to the phone at the moment because she's hitting the bottle.'

  • Chris his 4 year old, Betsy, to the beach one summer when a woman in a cabriolet in front and . She was absolutely naked and as Chris   from the shock he   Betsy shout,' Look, daddy, that woman isn't wearing a seat belt.'

  • Steve, age 6 years,  lost in a sports complex. Seeing a ladies' locker room [changing facility] in front of him he  in to ask for help. When he was spotted, the room into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. Steve   in amazement and then, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

  • A nursery school teacher  her classroom of children while they   Christmas scenes. She  occasionally   around to see each child's work. As she to little Sarah who  diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah , 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher  and , 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'.

                                                                                                                                                                                

 

       


 

 

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