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South Park: Facebook

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1. Watch the video
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2. Fill the gaps:
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Cartman: I've more friends than Kyle, I've more friends than Kyle!
Kyle: How the do you have more than me?
Cartman: 'cause think I'm dude
Kyle: How many do you have, Kenny?������������������������������������������������������������������
Kenny: phphupmu
Kyle: What?How the hell do I only37 friends?
Stan: Are you doing that stupid facebook� again?
Cartman: facebook yes!
Stan: Why are you in here wasting your, we are supposed to be out� videogames
Kyle: Stan, do you don't get how facebook has become. You can your friends, play Yatzee with your friends, start your farm and have your friends it.
Stan: , who the hell to play Yatzee?
Cartman: Stan, we know it's hard to get , so we have a little for you
Kyle: Yeah dude, we you your own facebook .
Cartman: Surprise!
Stan: No! I you guys I don't be on facebook.
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3. Fill the gaps or choose the correct answer�:
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Dad: Hey Stan! I was on my at work and that you have a facebook page now?
Stan: Yeah dad, I was kinda to
Dad: Well so...are you add me as a friend?
Stan: No, dad, I don't want to get into it
Dad: Oh, ok...So I'm...I'm not your then?
Stan: Dad, you are my friend
Dad: But you just don't add me as a .
Stan: Dad is a stupid click of the bottom, it two seconds
Dad: Right! But you don't the two seconds, or...?
Stan: I just wanna do my
Dad: All right! Fine.... Just to be , you and I are not friends?
Stan: Allright dad I'llyou!
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4.�Choose the correct answer:
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Wendy: Am I a to you?
Stan: What?
Wendy: I just to know is that all I am, a big joke?
Stan:�em, no
Wendy: You doa facebook page, Stan!
Stan: Oh , Goddamit! I just got that because Kyle...
Wendy: Yeah I your page Stan,status: Single?
Stan: Relationship status? I don't pay any attention to
Wendy: Do you like being Stan? So that you can facebook to find other ?...According to your facebook page we friends!
Stan:Allright, I'll add you as a friend, I'm sorry!
Wendy: And you better your relationship to "In a relationship"
Stan: How?
Wendy: By editing your on your basic information!
Stan: Ok, I'm sorry!
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5. Unscramble the lines:
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6.�Find the words in�the text for the following definitions:
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a) Male friend�
b) Something you aprove of, something good
c) Things
d)�Man��
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Well done!!!! I hope you enjoyed it!!!
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