April Foolï¿½s Funnies (Part 3/3): 2 pages with easy-to-understand & hilariously funny jokes. Encrypted & Complete-the-gaps activities. Great time guaranteed!!!
The Easter Bunny - reading, grammar, vocabulary
The difference between men and women (joke)
The Ferrari Joke
The Genie - Funny Story/ Joke
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A very good actor was playing inï¿½ a comedy where
the role of an aristocrat.
in the Bastille prison where
to spend a lot of time.ï¿½ In the second act a guard
and gave the aristocratic prisoner a letter. The prisoner
the letter and
it aloud. The play
had already repeated
had already been repeated
was been repeated
hundreds of times and the aristocrat
the letter by heart but he always
that the letter should be written down completely.
One night the guard
decides to play
decided to play
a joke on the famous actor , just to find out if he knew the letter by heart, after so many performances.
When the guard
the prisoner's dark cell, the prisoner
had been sit
has been sitting
on a small bed . He
the prisoner the letter, but this time there was nothing on the sheet: it was completely blank. The guard
the aristocrat: heï¿½was so happy about his jokeï¿½that he couldn'tï¿½hide his smile. He wanted to see if the prisoner
could to recite
the letter by heart. The prisoner looked at the letter for some seconds , then
"There is too little light. I can't see very well. Can you please read the letter for me?"
And he gave the letter to the guard.
The guard , who obviously
did not remember
did not remembered
the letter, said:
" You are right. The light is really very dim. I mustï¿½
go and get
the cellï¿½ and went to fetch the usual copy of the letter. Then he came back with the letter and the pair of glasses and started reading the letter to the prisoner. The prisoner was of course very much amused
1 Where was the play set?
2Where was the prisoner when the guard brought him the letter?
Outside the Bastille prison.
In his light cell.
Sitting on his bed in prison.
3ï¿½What solutionï¿½ï¿½did the guard find?
He recited the letter by heart.
He started to cry.
He went to fetch the right copy.
4How did the good actor feel in the end?
He was angry.
He was amused.
He didn't feel anything.
5Where is the Bastille?
Respond as shown
Heï¿½was so happy about his jokeï¿½that he couldn'tï¿½hide his smile
Respond as shown c
hoosing from the adjectives provided.
ï¿½Sadï¿½ ,ï¿½ Gratefulï¿½,ï¿½ Happy,ï¿½ï¿½ Hungry,ï¿½ï¿½ Tired.
that he went to bedï¿½ immediately.
ï¿½that he ate three sandwiches.
that he never stopped saying thank you.
ï¿½that heï¿½ keptï¿½ smiling all the time.
ï¿½that heï¿½stayed ï¿½in his room all day long.
Revising irregular verbs