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You are an Internet addict, if ...
You refer to going to the as downloading.
Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from to bottom.
Your dreamnightmareswishnews are in HTML and GIFS.
You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net com."
Your races faster and beatbeetbeatsbeets irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
You turn on your televisionintercomradiomp3 player when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
All of your have an @ in their names.
Your has its own home .
You can'thaven'tdoesn'tdid call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.
You don't know the sex of three of your closestmost closemostworse friends because they have neutral voicessurnamesnicknamesfriends and you never bothered to ask.
Your tells you that he has had the for 2 months.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and and check your e-mail on the way back to .
Your wife makemakesdodoes a new rule: "The cannot come to bed."
You ask a how much it would cost to replace the in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your wife says is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second line so the two of you can chat.
Find the computer words that the following definitions refer to.
