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Jokes: Past Simple or Past Continuous




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Jokes

Simple Past or Past Continuous?

  • Moira �to get the tomato ketchup out of the bottle. As she , �the phone �and her 4 year old daughter, Mia, �it saying, 'Sorry, mummy Moira�can't come to the phone at the moment because she's hitting the bottle.'

  • Chris his 4 year old, Betsy, to the beach one summer when a woman in a cabriolet in front and . She was absolutely naked and as Chris � from the shock he � Betsy shout,' Look, daddy, that woman isn't wearing a seat belt.'

  • Steve, age 6 years,� lost in�a sports complex. Seeing a ladies' locker room [changing facility] in front of him he �in to ask for help. When he was spotted, the room into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. Steve � in amazement and then, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

  • A nursery school teacher �her classroom of children while they � Christmas scenes. She� occasionally � around to see each child's work. As she to little Sarah who �diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah , 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher �and , 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'.

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